Dear #JimmyJohns,
For years, pickles all over America have brought life to our sandwiches. Why must you disrupt tradition by charging me $1.25 for pickles all while giving me lettuce and tomatoes free of charge? Didn’t our forefathers write, “We hold these truths to be self-evident that all condiments are created equal?” Never before have I seen such a lack of patriotism.
Sincerely,
Pickled Sandwiches Matter
~~Facebook June 30, 2017